There's a restaurant that opened up a while ago, while the city of ABQ was in the first stages of the EDO-revitalization, called The Standard Diner. It's a great place. They used to serve cucumbers in the water. (Hell, they still might, just the last time I was there, they didn't.) Brandon and I used to go there a lot together. It's a good, classy joint. Which makes me all the more frustrated when I see that they have "beer & wine" on the menu. It goes beyond just that, too. It's like, what is this about? Did they get the italics confused with quotation marks? Are they trying to be clever in that hipster way, over-using quotation marks? Observe the menu below.